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All the best women aren’t single anymore
All the best women aren’t single anymore
Not like they were many years before
All the best women aren’t single anymore.
Verse 1
Last year I talked to a lady at the bar
She caught my eye and wasn’t wearing a bra
I asked her her name and she said one thing:
“You can look but can’t touch” then showed me her ring.
Verse 2
Last month, after work, I popped around the gym’
There I saw so many lovely fit women
I was gonna push some weights and display my physique
But my urge to pull, instead, led me to only speak:
“Hello ladies, do you have babies?
If not now, perhaps, later maybe…?”
To which they then replied: “Yes we do, but have husbands too
And our babies have higher IQs than you!”
Chorus
All the best women aren’t single anymore
All the best women aren’t single anymore
Not like they were many years before
All the best women aren’t single anymore.
Verse 3
I got drunk in the club, a while ago
Made conversation with a women for whom I didn’t know
Then suddenly a sexy lady tapped me on the hand
When I asked if she was married – she said: “Yes, and you are my husband!”
Chorus
All the best women aren’t single anymore
All the best women aren’t single anymore
Not like they were many years before
All the best women aren’t single anymore.
All the best women aren’t single anymore!
© 2013 – Colin E. Pyle