Doug (Song 1014)

Found in the ground
No other around
Hard to identify
Never seen by the eye

Larger than ever
Seen before
Cleaned and unearthed
In the freezer preserved
And stored until this day.

August 21
A dig and a Doug
Appeared from the Earth
The largest ever spud.

This freak appeared
A shape so weird
So a DNA test
Was the request.

Although we’re unsure
I think we know
Doug is the largest
Potato.

August 21
A dig and a Doug
Appeared from the Earth
The largest ever spud.

© 2022 – Colin E. Pyle