She’s big – that’s Linda
You won’t forget her once you’ve seen her
She’s large – She’s a lin-
Da chances of survival with her are thin.
If she chucked you in her bed
Then I know you’ll lose your head
There’s something about her that’s seems so unreal
There’s more than enough of her to ever feel.
She’s big – that’s Linda
You won’t forget her once you’ve seen her
She’s large – she’s a lin-
Da chances of survival with her are thin.
I love ‘em all, I don’t discriminate
I like ‘em all whatever colour shape, size or…
Wait – here comes Linda, what was I saying
She’s heading this way (I ain’t religious)
But I’ve just started praying.
She’s big – that’s Linda
You won’t forget her once you’ve seen her
She’s large – she’s a lin-
Da chances of survival with her are thin.
Did she hear what I just said?
Now she’s offering food like I’ve never been fed
She knew what I liked eating
She was ‘bating for a meating
Once she was near she was all around
I preferred a penny, but I was in for the pound.
She’s big – that’s Linda
You won’t forget her once you’ve seen her
She’s large – she’s a lin-
Da chances of survival with her are thin.
The chances of survival with her are thin
Thinner than before she got me through the doorway
Now it’s, “Goodnight”, but ‘good’ that ain’t right
Once you’re in you’ll never be the same
Will I ever get to see the morning light again?
She’s big – that’s Linda
You won’t forget her once you’ve seen her
She’s large – she’s a lin-
Da chances of survival with her are thin.
She’s big – that’s Linda
You won’t forget her once you’ve seen her
She’s large – she’s a lin-
Da chances of survival with her are thin.
© 1990 – Colin E. Pyle