Verse 1
I was nearly dead
When I banged my head
A Judo champion
Before the age of 10
Gained a football medal
While in hospital
Art College placing
But no good at painting
Bridge
It’s so strange (so strange!)
Hard to believe (believe!)
The things I say (I said)
Are my history.
Chorus
You call me a liar (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
You call me a liar – (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
Verse 2
I played golf
And soon after I begun
And within 5 years
Got 3 hole in ones
Never had lessons
An unorthodox swing
DId it for the fun
But look what fun can bring.
Chorus
You call me a liar (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
You call me a liar – (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
Verse 3
Over 1000 lyrics
And 250 songs
Although a keyboard player
I barely made grade 1
A singer that isn’t
Without much appeal
But back in 1995
Got offered a publishing deal.
Chorus
You call me a liar (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
You call me a liar – (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
Verse 3
Been burgled by a lodger
Robbed by my brother
Scammed of 5 figures
By an online broker (XP)
Another seven grand lost
Scammed on the phone
‘Santander Fraud’
In 2021.
Chorus
You call me a liar (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
You call me a liar (Liar!)
Call me a liar, liar! (Lies!)
Outro
You say I’m a liar (Liar!”)
I’m not a liar (Lies!)
You say I’m a liar (Liar!)
I wished you’d realise
Sometimes I wish I was.
© 2022/23 – Colin E. Pyle