I ain’t skinny, I ain’t fat
I ain’t short or tall
I ain’t clever, I ain’t thick
And I ain’t hot or cool.
I am a normal man
I’m so normal I’m not
I’m not odd but even so
I feel like an odd ball though.
Ginge is a winger, he says I’m a bore
Cos I look calm and collected
Fatboy says I’ve gotta get a life
Cos excitement I’ve neglected.
Sorry for being normal
I’m so normal I’m not
I’m not odd but even so
I feel like an odd ball though.
Blue-haired Dan says I need a plan
To create a better me
Change my clothes, pierce my nose
Live more liberally.
Sorry for being normal
I’m so normal I’m not
I’m not odd but even so
I feel like an odd ball though.
Big eared Jane said my face is plain
My teeth are even and white
The hair on my head silently sits
So plainly it ain’t right.
So normal I am
So normal I be
But I’m just another freak it seems
With individuality.
© 2023 – Colin E. PyleÂ